PUBLIC INTOXICATION: Brandon Hicks

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FIRST NAME: BRANDON
LAST NAME: HICKS
BOOKING ID: 2007786
CHARGE: 2300-0 PUBLIC INTOXICATION
RECORD ID: 2019-11013
DATE: 3/16/2020

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9 thoughts on “PUBLIC INTOXICATION: Brandon Hicks

  1. And now this total tool is in jail for pushing a park ranger into the lake. What a complete loser. His parents must be so proud.

  2. He will be just fine. If you are of a certain background, these are just youthful indiscretions. They will probably be hilarious stories to tell at future cocktail parties or company bbqs.

  3. Five years from now, a probable chapter to this story ….
    Prospective Employer, Acme Corp Mr. Hicks you seem to be well qualified for this position, I can offer you a management position contingent on a satisfactory background check…
    Hicks: Great, I look forward to being a part of team Acme.
    Employer: Sally do you have Mr. Hick’s background check?
    Assistant sends electronic document to HR
    Hicks smiles nervously
    Acme prospective employer sips a soft drink reads from a pad then the drink shoots from his nose as he laughs hysterically- his screen dripping wet. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.he points at the door still laughing at the audacity of the douchebag now dejectedly exiting his office. The grinning face on the mugshot now sadly lumbering towards the elevator doors as Brandon Hicks realizes his legacy of douchebaggery, idiocy, inebriation, and outright foolhardiness will outlive his claims of “leadership” and qualities of psychological counseling on his LinkedIn page. Time to fake his death and assume the identity of an Amish and start over but stupid is as stupid does and he resigned himself to a life of stupidity and lies, he found the only place for a man of his incompetence and lack of a moral compass as he trudged to Trump Tower to serve as a speech writer for D. Trump Jr

    1. Bold of you to assume this guy would ever meet the qualifications for a managerial position.

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